this es mah swahmp

brazilian-buttcheeks:

box-tank:

hoop-deaky-diddy:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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I BURNED DINNER SO WE COULD GO TO WAFFLE HOUSE

This post made me feel better.

(via hurleyquinnxvx)

brazilian-buttcheeks:

box-tank:

hoop-deaky-diddy:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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I BURNED DINNER SO WE COULD GO TO WAFFLE HOUSE

This post made me feel better.

(via hurleyquinnxvx)

illzies-reblobs:

the-goddamazon:

charmed-aphro:

pizza-bagel:

pastelle-prince:

merrychristmasshinjikun:

hair game level magical girl

this is angelic

hair game stronger than anime protagonist

That is so cute!

So who gonna be the one to do fanart of this.

illzies-reblobs:

the-goddamazon:

charmed-aphro:

pizza-bagel:

pastelle-prince:

merrychristmasshinjikun:

hair game level magical girl

this is angelic

hair game stronger than anime protagonist

That is so cute!

So who gonna be the one to do fanart of this.

(Source: chanel-and-louboutins, via wankbankofamerica)

“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”
— Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(Source: vicebot, via wankbankofamerica)

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(via ejacutastic)

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

(via gynecoology)

pourlevenin:

wow the notes sdhgshgs thankss

pourlevenin:

wow the notes sdhgshgs thankss

(via themusicandthemisery)


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

(Source: anchorsandmoons, via ejacutastic)

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via guy)